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Antworks illuminated:
This is the deluxe AntWorks® habitat - a must-have! Four high-intensity LED lights beam into your AntWorks® gel, creating an ethereal glow. This is the ultimate night-light (and the ants like it too!). The LED base is AC powered (no batteries!), so just plug it in and watch as the lights enhance the color of the gel and contrast of the tunnels.
The perfect indoor pets because they require almost no maintenance, won’t make a mess, destroy your furniture, or jump on guests as they enter your home. 3D tunnels provide easy viewing of the ants as they work in their new habitat of translucent non-toxic gel that is also their food and water. Either collect your own ants or order via mail (ordering details included in packaging). Simply insert ants into the transparent nutrient gel, secure the lid and let the 3-D tunneling show begin Within days the ants will burrow out an amazing pattern of channels, each clearly visible in cross-section through the walls of the container while providing a safe ecologically-correct habitat. You simply need to open the lid for a moment once every week or two to aerate the interior.
Features:
· Sturdy acrylic container measures 6.5" x 6.0" x 1.25" (14 x 16.5 x 3cm)
· The perfect educational gift for all ages
· Comes with everything you need
· Order form enclosed for Utah's finest ants!
· Get up close and personal with the enclosed jeweler's lens
· Worker ants conveniently carry those who have passed away to the top for easy disposal.
· Gel can be reused with more ants or left as a tribute to a past empire
· Ants life expectancy is 6 months!
Contains: - Container with gel - Jeweler's lens - Magnifying glass - Plastic hole starter/ant catcher - Instruction manual - Coupon for Utah's finest ants - Removable illuminator base and 110V power adaptor.
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Backwards Clock & Dali melting time wall clock:
With the Backwards Clock, the hour, minute and second hands move backward to give you the extra time you need. The numbers on this 10-1/2" (26.7 cm) plastic clock are arranged counterclockwise to help you keep track of how much time you’re saving. Requires one AA battery (not included).
This Dali melting time wall clock is inspired by Salvador Dali's surreal paintings. The Dali clock is the perfect complement to those days when you want to watch time melt away!
Plastic silver frame. Measures 12" in diameter. Sweep movement. 1 AA battery required (not included.)
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Bandage crime scene:
Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twenty-five 3" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 1.9 cm) latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.
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Bendomino:
One twist of strategy, two twists of fun! Bendominoes play just like regular dominoes but their innovative curved, design gives you much more control over the game. Full of challenges, Bendomino offers passionate games in which strategy, luck and good times are always combined.
Easy to learn Bendominoes junior play just like regular dominoes but their innovative, curved design gives you much more control over the game. In this twisting game, a new piece needs to match a picture of a Bendomino in play, but also needs to fit! The colorful Bendominoes will take you through a beautiful promenade in nature with flowers, butterflies, birds, and frogs. Watch a new pattern being created each time you play as pieces curve and twirl around the table.
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Blooming hearts:
Crack the heart to grow an "I LOVE YOU" bean sprout! Amaze and amuse your loved one with this clever love note. Yes, the words "I Love You" actually appear on the bean sprout as it grows!
Approximatley 3 1/4" x 3" x 2"
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Broom Doggy (white):
When everything at your place is different and unique then, why to use that dull and boring usual cleaning stuff? Bring home this interesting Doggy broom and trust me cleaning will be full of fun.
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Button bullshit alert:
You know it when you hear it. You don't want to come out and say it – but you can't let it go unacknowledged either. Someone's got to say something. After all, this is how that kind of thing spreads! Nip it in the bud, tackle it head on – just hit the big red button to speak your mind..."Oh come on now, that ain't even bullshit, that's horseshit!"
The Bullshit Button is the very public, very funny and very frank way to deal with those people who like to regale you with their Saturday night escapades, their encounter with Miss Universe or just simply their inane "let's crunch the numbers" kind of speak. They all deserve to be recognized – so as well as the response we mentioned earlier, there's four others - "Bullshit level defcon 5", "That was bullshit!", "Bullshit detected, take precautions" and our personal favorite "Warning, warning, bullshit alert" – simple, yet to the point.
Imagine the change in your morning meetings, when this little monitor of verbal manure sits in the middle of the table. Of course, there are those who won't see the funny side of it – they're typically the ones that this button is used on.
Using the Bullshit Button, instead of verbalizing your concerns, means that you avoid another contribution to the Swear Box.
Anyone who says they don't need a Bullshit Button is talking total and utter..um..rubbish.
Product Specification
The Bullshit Button is approximately 7.5(l) x 7.5(w) x 5(h) cm in size and requires 2 x AAA batteries to operate (included). The button lights up and talks when pressed. Please note: Recommended for adults only.
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Button Fart Alert:
Be the hero with this Fart Alert Button! When someone lets one go, you probably won't want to open your mouth and sound the alert, instead just give this button a quick press and let everyone know they have to run! Smells like... smells like... someone's farted!! Press alert and flee!
Just press the big red button and the Fart Alert will sound with one of these phrases:
• '5, 4, 3, 2, *FART*... woops' • *FART* 'Woops, that one just slipped out' • *FART* 'Ooh, I think I messed myself' • *FART* 'Man, I thought I smelled something' • *QUIET FART* 'Ooh! Silent but violent!' • *FART* 'Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark! • 'Woh! Rotten eggs anyone? Woh!' *FART* • *FART* 'Oh! See a doctor wouldya!' • 'Ah! The distinct bouquet.. *FART* ..of ass!' • *FART* 'Ouch! That one burns! Oooh!' • *FART* 'Urgh, who stepped on a frog?!' • 'Pull my finger *FART* • *FART* Woh! Smells like something crawled up your butt and died!'
The Fart Alert Button is even wall mountable!
Requires 2 x AAA batteries (included)
Dimensions: H 50mm Ø 75mm
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Chopstick kids:
Chinese with ease. Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone. You could practice for a few more years or you could just call the chopstick kids for help. These soft, washable, food-safe hinges really keep your chopsticks in line and add an element of fun to the dining experience. And they're not just for kids either - Fred uses them himself! The assorted Boy and Girl styles stand around 2 3/4" tall, and are molded from food-grade silicone rubber, so they're dishwasher-safe. They come with a nice set of melamine chopsticks, or you can use them with your own - the openings at the bottom stretch to hold those break-wood chopsticks or even your nice ivory ones.
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Clumsy coasters:
Oooooooooops! What a mess. Wait a minute, it’s OK – that spill under your drink is actually a fabulous, flexible trompe l’oeil coaster. We include 4 in the package - that way, your cup can runneth over again and again! Clear visual packaging.
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Coat Caddy:
Stop throwing your coat awkwardly on your car seat. The coat caddy will enable you to arrive at your destination looking neat as a pin even after hours at the wheel! The Coat Caddy is a quality aluminum hanger cleverly designed for the back of your headrest. It attaches easily without tools and without damaging your seat and is easily removed. Its open, rounded construction helps your jacket retain its shape. No more wrinkles and lint from folding your jacket on the back seat. No more side car hangers to obstruct your view. No car should be without a Coat Caddy!
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Cool Jazz:
Freeze, stir, and chill It’s time to kick back and chill and here’s a cool way to do it! Drop one of these groovy guitars into your drink, and give it a stir. Just the thing for jazzing up your favorite beverage.
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Dripclips:
Just what your desk needs…the kitchen sink! Drip Clips dangle magnetically from their little faucet in a splashy, random fashion until you need them (even if you don’t need one it’s fun to flick them back and forth). 25 blue “water drop” clips included, and of course any ole paperclip will work too. Maybe Drip Clips will finally help contain that flow of paperwork around your desk?
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Ear Floppy bunny:
The soft and plushy bunny sings a hippitty-hop song while flapping his ears. Kids aren't the only one that love this bunny! Stands 11 inches tall.
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Faucet lights:
Add A Brilliant Blue Light Stream to Any Faucet.
Faucet Light turns an ordinary faucet into a streaming crystal blue light source. Simply turn on your water and the internal pressure switch activates the light source. Turn off the water and the light goes.
Temperature Controlled Faucet Light changes color based upon the water temperature. It's "blue" when the water is cold or simply turned "on." When the temperature reaches 89 degrees F, it changes to "red," alerting you that the water is getting "hot"! Fun and functional for a kid's bathroom, but even better to add excitement to your wet bar or kitchen sink when you throw a cocktail party!
- Water pressure activates the light source. - Light goes "off" when water source is turned off. - Long lasting bright LED lights. - Fully enclosed battery pack. (batteries included) - Universal adaptor (included) fits most U.S. water faucets. - Installs in less than a minute!
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HELP! drain stoppers:
A classic rubber drain plug with a quirky twist.
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Micro and spin bank:
A bank within a bank. Just insert coins and watch as they re-appear inside the smaller bank inside - miniaturized!
Witnessing this, it appears the coins go through the funnel and emerge shrunken - but that can't be possible (or can it?)
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Nasty towel:
With these funny towels, you will definitely steal the show on your holidays! Great eyecatcher for at the beach or at the pool. Success guaranteed! A must have!
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Naughty ironing board covers:
Richard Kane&Big Boy Stripper Ironing Board Cover
Now you can own one of our very popular and very naughty ironing board covers.
When you iron over the man’s towel, it disappears and reveals all.
When the cover cools down, they will cover themselves up again. These are ideal for Birthdays or even a Mother's Day gift and are guaranteed to raise a smile. Ironing will never be boring again!
Big Boy is our most daring item in this range. If you are easily shocked, DO NOT buy this cover. He’s not called Big Boy for nothing. Go for one of our “normal” men instead!
Iron Cover Jordan
Girls, are you fed up with doing all the ironing? Get one of these great covers and you will never have to iron his shirts again. The heat from the Iron makes her strip and the bikini disappear, hours of fun for your “husband”, also great for any student house. If you know someone who needs a little persuasion to do the ironing maybe this is the answer.
Specification: - Elasticized.
- Fits In Seconds. - Reflects Heat to Iron Both Sides. - 100% Cotton cover and 100% Polyester under felt
- Super Thick Felt Backing. - Machine Washable. Do not bleach, do not tumble dry, iron directly if necessary. - Actual Cover size 1320mm x 480mm, will fit all boards up to 1200mm x 370mm.
Ironing board and iron are not included.
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Ouch! tootpick holder:
The voodoo doll toothpick holder. Make your next party painfully amusing by inviting OUCH! the voodoo-it-yourself toothpick holder. Perfect for finger food, emergency hexes, and jump-starting the good times. Two fashionable colors, elegant clear display-box packaging. With Ouch, olives will never be boring again!
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Perfect body duvet cover:
Wouldn't it be nice to have a perfect body? Now you can with the Perfect Body Duvet Cover. Just slip into bed with your head above a beautifully toned naked body, with the naughty bits discretely covered, and you can impress your partner, or be impressed by whoever has slipped in there before you.
The Perfect Body Duvet Cover is reversible, so whichever side you sleep, you can get the head right, or confuse everyone by slipping into the other side for a laugh. Great fun for everyone, and great for guests too, who will be really impressed by this novel duvet.
The Perfect wedding gift or anniversary gift
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Pick your nose zoo animal party cups:
We're sensing something special for the guests at your next party. Don't put the punch in plain old plastic cups. I smell some Pick Your Nose Party Cups. Now with wide variety of snozzes from natural habitats all over the globe.
Each package of Pick Your Nose Party Cups (try saying that 10 times fast) contains:
6 assorted animal styles (Beaver, Chameleon, Toucan, Zebra, Leopard,&Shark)
24 total cups (12 oz. each) These hysterical cups are a perfect ice breaking gag to get your party guests laughing, an ideal touch for anything kid's birthday. Don't choose your nose, Pick Your Nose!!!
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Pinocchio Toilet Brush:
Hey Pinocchio, please stop lying about cleaning that toilet we can see it on your face!
Add a whimsical touch to your bathroom with our Pinocchio Toilet Brush. Any kid - young or old - will get a kick out of adding a little fun to a normally mundane object.
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Polly the insulting parrot keychain:
Polly may look like a cute pet but he's got a filthy mouth. In fact, he swears like a sailor. Now he's available for your pocket. Polly The Insulting Parrot Keychain says:
* Hey Baby! Show us your T*Ts * Polly want a F#ckin cracker. * Hey you, go F#ck yourself! * Dickhead alert! Dickhead alert!
...and much more.
Polly The Insulting Parrot Keychain is approximately 4 inches tall and batteries are included.
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Sharp-end cat pencil sharpener:
It's a cat butt pencil sharpener! The most unusual pencil sharpener you will find on anyone's desk! Simply stick your pencil into the cats behind, push and hear it meeooww!
- Includes litter tray to catch shavings - Keeps your pencil pointy
Plastic. Measures approx. 4" long x 5.5" tall.
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Slip no more, the skid-free banana peels
The bathroom is no place for slapstick slip-and-fall routines. To ensure a sure-footed shower, peel these bananas and apply them to the floor of your bathtub or shower stall. Turns out, bananas ARE good for your health. Three life-size stickers in each peg gable package.
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Suction hooks and holders:
These Hooks and Holders are modern resin figures that hold anything from toothbrushes to razors and more.
Suction cup on back holds them securely in place to any smooth, clean, non-porous surface.
Polyester resin with PVC suction cup.
Measures 3 inches standing. 2 inches sitting.
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Wooferang:
You know how boomerangs are supposed to come back to you when you throw them? You know how they never do? Well, the Wooferang always returns - in faithful Fido’s mouth! Playful pups can’t resist the allure of fetching this colorful boomerang made from vivid orange reinforced rubber.
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